Stairway to some grass

Mary trolls for useful advice, assuming that Toby can remember a single word that Terry said. I hope this rehash won't take another two weeks. Mary will have to banish Terry Bryson from Charterstone because she dispenses useful non-life destroying advice. Mary cannot abide useful non-life destroying advice.

Mary arrived on Eid ul-Fitr on the day celebrated in non-North American parts of the world.

I saw this coming! What did Sally think would happen once she pushed Ted to try to make friends with a co-worker? Don't worry Sally, Aria is Ted's work friend, he will still turn to you for sex.

Free tip for better living:
Never drink Chardonnay after gargling with Listerine.

We are not bonding

I've been on the receiving end of these kinds of conversations way too often. Mostly with women to whom I cannot tell to shut up without dealing with a lot of drama. If one utters out loud the words, "blah blah blah" several times in the course of a conversation that should indicate that one really has nothing to say. Conversation is the wrong word because that implies the involvement of at least two people. What is the word for one person talking and another person sitting there suffering through the sounds being jammed into their ears and their brain cells killing themselves to escape the pain?

I'm not sure if it's worth suffering just for some bit of kindness.
The species is cockatiel self-image. The bird's actual size is about 10 inches but in its mind its size is 10 feet. Rare for it to appear outdoors.
We have background continuity but not foreground continuity. It should take Terry Bryson another week to help Toby make the connection. Try percussive stimulation, Terry.
I love Earl the vacuum cleaner boy.
Why does Sally feel compelled to force Ted to try to make friends at the office? He should be on good terms, cooperative and helpful but friendship is not necessary especially if he has nothing in common with his co-workers. I wonder if Sally would push this if Ted worked in an office mostly populated by women?

I like my co-workers but I would not spend my own time with them. Forced socialization would make a bad work environment for me.

Says and goes are not synonyms. Lately, that mistake has really bothered me. I try to ignore it and I do not say anything to those who make it. In the larger scheme of things this should hardly rate a flicker of a thought. I considerate it an indication of current state of my life. I have time for this kind of thing to bother me therefore life is good.

Ni!

I think that would feel pretty good on the thighs. Sort of a massage. What is a sugarplum anyway? Does it resemble the thing on Stan and Harriet's plates.

Chester expression says, "Please for the love of God let it be true! I can't take living in this constantly shifting condo any more!"

How we clean at the Causey house except we have more space to stuff things into and the bulkheads have not begun to buckle.

Ah! It's the thing with three heads! Or the knights that say, "Ni!"

The plumber has fixed our sink. Tomorrow, the roofer comes to check out a roof leak.

Embracing the Armored Lifestyle

Your daughter's needs are beyond what the public school system can offer. It's time to consider alternatives.

Popeye really enjoys his girl fights. Judging by the splat it appears mud has become involved. Trench coat guy becomes repulsed and turned on at the same time.

Have your considered calling the police and charging the Forths with trespassing? Quite simple. If the Forths lived in Texas and visited the neighbor's pool at night, the couple in the comic can shoot them. I think a warning shot has to be fired though.

I love the bubble gum. I wonder if the armored lifestyle includes armor camps and resorts. I suppose Ren Fairs and Festivals could count. If the Forth's neighbors take more extreme measures to keep them out of the pool then they may benefit from the armored lifestyle.

I did not know the Family Circus kids had friends outside the family. Jeffy is visiting a friend because with 4 kids the Keanes cannot afford a big screen, flat panel TV mounted on the floor.

Packing them in like sardines. The lady in the background is drinking some kind of potion that magically brings you closer to the objects in the foreground.

Had to include this one because of the department where I work.
You're plugger if you are retarded. Usually, the driver is out of the vehicle when locking the car and setting off the quick honk.