Sylvia and Baked Ziti

If this were a real t-shirt line, I would have my Christmas shopping finished very early.

Other warning t-shirts:

• Easily offended
• Incapable of looking at things from an other's point of view
• Does not know how to extrapolate facts to other situations
• Willfully retarded
• Political and socio-economic views formed by Carlos Mencia
• Does not retain information
• Thinks it's unfair that only black people can use the n-word without negative repercussions
• Pins responsibility for own feelings on you
• Doesn't really want your opinion even if solicited
• Only wants what is on the test
• Won't STFU, ever

Feel free to play along in the comments.

Today's Lunch: HEB Classic Lean Selections Baked Ziti
The package:
The reality:
Reality looks a bit better than package. Canadians can prepare a mean frozen entree. Yay, Canada!

The Cathy circle of Hell

Irving, do yourself a favor; kill Cathy before she crushes your soul. If I sat on the jury at your murder trial, I would not find you guilty. What actions caused Irving's consignment to the Cathy circle of hell?

I use Cathy as an illustration as to why the invisible hand of the market does not always work. If it did, Cathy would have gone away by now.

Mary's sense of self-worth was tied to the contents of a cupboard? That explains so much. The cupboard and Mary's platitudes: well constructed and nice looking but empty inside. Describes Mary herself.

Nice work indeed. Laziness is green.

How weird, all the comics that I chose to comment on today have women's names as the title. All three are written by women, two drawn by women.

Dust Speck!

The Gumbos have the same intelligence level as a kitten.

Darth Vader in drag. Ha. Darth Vader would look better in a little black dress than Ann Coulter. Some argue that Ann Coulter is in drag.

and harassment by the police because of complaints from people thinking it's not a cannonball. You will be forced to become a recluse.

What's up with Mary's eyes in the second panel and is Drew's mascara running? What is the purpose of mascara? I've seen countless commercials touting the "benefits" - long eyelashes, etc., but I've never heard a man when describing a woman who has captured his attention describe her eye lashes. I've never pay attention to someones eyelashes unless my attention is drawn by running mascara or tons of it applied to the lashes or obvious fakes. This causes me to think, "Wow, that is a shitload of mascara there." rather than, "Wow, she has beautiful eyes." Mascara does not draw my attention to the eyes and if I notice the mascara then I'm distracted from the feature that the wearer wanted to highlight in the first place. This may make me seem geeky but I do not see the benefit of time and money spent on make up.

My local paper runs this comic strip but reduces it so much that it is barely readable. They wonder why people turn to the web.

A different Pluggers premise from the usual, Pluggers are fat, lazy, poor, old and apathetic. This one: Pluggers are disgusting. Wait maybe it is not new - Pluggers do not care about their cats or their children. Apathetic.

The Oyl's greed shocks Popeye. I never thought of Popeye as a socialist. This will turn out badly in order to maintain the comedy.

On spell check the first suggestion for Coulter is Colder. How appropriate.