Drivel that cannot fit in a single panel comic.

Showing posts with label accent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label accent. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

One Big Happy

Jeez Grandpa, Ruthie does not process verbal communication very well and you mess with her mind for the sake of a lame joke. Poor kid.

The reason Bostonians don't use 'Rs' because Texans have hoarded them.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Another beautiful day, another icon

Another beautiful day and another Mary Worth icon. A classic Mary Worth audible punctuation dialog balloon. Why not, huh? That would make more sense since a sound goes with the word. A question mark by itself does not have a sound. It alters the sound of a word, unless one hails from parts of the southern United States. People from those regions tend to make every sentence sound like a question.

I noticed that KFC no longer advertises its Famous Bowls. I guess the demographic that enjoys its food in a huge pile rather than separated does not have as much disposable income as thought by the marketers at KFC. In the non-cracker south, gravy does not belong on top of corn. Non-cracker south includes most of the southern United States.

Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken use a sample from "Sweet Home Alabama" in its commercials? The unavailability of songs about Kentucky suitable for marketing products?

Friday, January 26, 2007

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The West
The Inland North
Boston
North Central
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
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I grew up in the suburbs of Dallas and Houston. Never visited any of the states mentioned in the description. I do have more of an accent when I'm tired. Who thinks bag rhymes with vague?