To add weight you need a British author

If Edith wants something real heavy, she should try Heart of Darkness or Ulysses.

I'm really liking this week's Get Fuzzy. I might incorporate Satchel's version of profanity into my vocabulary.

Mary Worth grew up as a boy? I guess Joe Giella does not get paid enough to make the effort to draw clothes, styles or anything to indicate that this flashback occurs 60 years ago. Maybe Mary partied very hard in college in the 1990's and thus looks like a 70 year old. This flashback actually occurs in the 1980's. Is Karen Moy using some kind of affirmation a day calendar as a basis for her writing? It would explain a lot about the writing.

Happiness through lower standards

The poll has closed. The poll should have closed a few days ago, since Mary Worth actually appeared in her comic strip. Began my 39th year and the sun has not gone supernova. One person called it correctly. Karen Moy, maybe? A second person voted after Mary's appearence.

I woke up this morning and did not find dead bodies in the street. A good day. I stay happy by keeping my standards for a good day low. I learned that technique from Walter.

Poor Bailey is 10 years old and already balding.

Alice the maid and Carol Brady says, "Get the hell out of our kitchen!"

Wow, I cannot think of Alice's last name. This makes me happy. I will not rush the demise of this moment by looking it up.