To add weight you need a British author

If Edith wants something real heavy, she should try Heart of Darkness or Ulysses.

I'm really liking this week's Get Fuzzy. I might incorporate Satchel's version of profanity into my vocabulary.

Mary Worth grew up as a boy? I guess Joe Giella does not get paid enough to make the effort to draw clothes, styles or anything to indicate that this flashback occurs 60 years ago. Maybe Mary partied very hard in college in the 1990's and thus looks like a 70 year old. This flashback actually occurs in the 1980's. Is Karen Moy using some kind of affirmation a day calendar as a basis for her writing? It would explain a lot about the writing.