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Today's comic theme - the iPhone. All these appeared on the same page of my Chron.com comics page.



Mary looks a bit dismayed in the second panel. I feel the same way. Dawn is so damn pathetic relying on another human being to give her life meaning. Not healthy and unfair to Drew Corey.

Al Scaduto who draws, They'll Do It Every Time, is an agoraphobe who has not left his house since 1962. All of his information about the outside world come from reader submissions. But since he has not gone outside for quite sometime he cannot accurately render the information. That's the only explanation for this panel:

Pleasure to meet you, now die

It would not surprise to find such an option in Windows.

What species is that? A bear or a Sasquatch?

I love not working but I don't watch bowling. If I put an honest objective statement on my resume it would read: To get as much money as possible in exchange for as little work as possible.

Vera looks awful in the second panel. I like how she is prepared to leave this party at any moment. I understand why Vera's father gave all the money to Von and orders to take care of his sister. She seems to have some kind of social handicap. Pleasure to meet you, now DIE!

I did not update last night because of a thunderstorm. I will do an update after I finish with this blog entry and another update this evening. I have the rest of the week off. I hope to get some things done at my pace.

The worst depiction of God I've ever seen. I thought it was some kind of troll, dwarf, ogre or other mythological character. Thank badly drawn God for captions.

WTF?!? Good badly drawn God, what the hell is going on in this Heathcliff cartoon? Oh badly drawn God, my head is spinning trying to figure this cartoon out. Can I squeeze in one more badly drawn God damn joke into this blog entry? Badly drawn God damn it! This is a bad way to begin a vacation.

I don't read the comics on Saturday and Sunday. I do read the Comics Curmudgeon.

This frightening image was brought to my attention via the Curmudgeon. The Sunday Mary Worth as a whole was a bit disturbing but this image of Mary was the first thing. I made an icon of it. Feel free to use it in your Live Journal comments, Blogger profile or some other online forum. I don't have much of an online social life so I won't be using it much. No, I don't have much of an offline social life either. It's an introvert thing

Speaking of Mary Worth, I'm trying to reconstruct the layout of this room from another angle. In order for Dr. Cory's daughter to hold her father's hand she would have to kneel on the mattress while straddling her father's lower legs. Either that, Dr. Cory has a really short bed, which in that case Adrian is straddling her father's lower legs that are hanging off the end of the bed. The whole thing is awkward.

To properly scan a bare ass, one should sit on the scanner like one would sit on a toilet. The only thing this guy is scanning is the back of his thighs. In order to scan the ass from the approach this character is taking he would have to scoot forward and then lean back. The toilet approach would have worked just as well for this panel. The scanner lid would have kept clean enough for the papers

The side approach is the optimal approach for scanning bare breasts. Just common sense, not personal experience.