Metaphors

A couple of interesting metaphors in today's funny pages:
Are there any Methodists in the house that can verify the metaphor in the first panel?

Today's fun activity - incorporate "You're not the sharpest cheese on the cracker" into a conversation. Maybe someone respond with, "So, I'm more of a mild cheddar?"

Mary Worth needs some bitch-slapping action, now! Resentment has turned to pettiness and the best cure for pettiness is a good bitch slap - physical or verbal.

Agriculture is Life!

The Texas A&M shout out continues.

Karen Moy actually receives money for writing this? I suppose intentionally writing boring stories is a special talent.

The place where I work will release to the public its new identity. I've already seen the new logos and usage guidelines. Seems to me a waste of money but since we hardly make things in the U.S., a large number of people need something to do and I guess developing a brand identity is better than wanton violence. My problem is that the higher ups expect everyone to take this whole thing so seriously. I really can't but I might go to one of the Brand Master training sessions so I can add "Brand Master" to my credentials and maybe learn to lift objects with my mind.

Here are the results of all the effort:

I think, Agriculture is Life, Motherf*ck*r!, would make a better slogan. The colors are Aggie Maroon and Pantone Cool Gray 10. I think the arc is unnecessary.

Comic shout out!

Frazz is wearing a Texas A&M t-shirt. Lyle Lovett is a former student.
Frazz belongs in more papers, it does not stink.