The new uniforms look better. Besides, what is wrong with looking like Captain Kirk? Nothing, as long one does not wear the pants.
Vera killed the Michelin man and dyed his skin purple to make her coat. Vera called Drew and trying to work out the sequence movements that would lead to Vera holding her phone in such an awkward way is making my head hurt.
Glad to know that I'm not the only one who giggles at the mention of "Fannie Mae".
More information about empathy can be found on the Internet.
Mary Worth has love but not enough to spring for the good dog food. This labor of love hurting your back! That is only the 10, maybe 15 pound bag of crappy store brand dog food! Aldo would have gladly helped you with the groceries but you killed him. Karmic payback, bitch! I hope Chester's rightful owners are found soon before he suffers the effects of that cheap-ass economy dog food. C'mon, Mary you have the money to give Chester better food. Maybe Mary is being kind by feeding Chester crappy economy dog food. The human food in Mary Worth, as drawn by Giella, does not appear very edible.
and speaking of the pompatus of love.
My running friends do not understand why I don't run in the early mornings. There are plenty of good reasons to do so but none of them sufficiently compelling enough for me to wake up so early. I will get up early if only there is a prospect of a nap soon afterwards. Otherwise, I'm just like Susan for the rest of the day.
Wilbur is climbing further and further up the creep-o-meter. Right now, he's at a 7.
Bonus avatar from Rex Morgan M.D.:
