Drivel that cannot fit in a single panel comic.

Showing posts with label Monty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monty. Show all posts

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Kinky Pants Suit

I read the line in the fourth panel as, "...Mary Worth's kinky pants suits..." I thought, no wonder Dr. Jeff and Mary has not had sex yet, Mark Trail stole her kinky pants suit and Jeff can't get turned on unless Mary wears it.

Then I reread the panel. Oh, kicky.

I need to get my eyes checked, the online comics need to be bigger and I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
Guy in red sweatshirt, the Vulcan nerve pinch does not work on Mary Worth. Give up now and follow your brother to the parking lot. Orange jacket wants to take it to the parking lot, not for a fight but to get the hell away from Mary before she opens her Sam's Wholesale Club sized can of meddle all over their ass. The guys names are Rich and Ron but I forget who is who and I don't care that much to look it up.
I would do the same thing if I did not have the tendency to keep a death grip on whatever stable object I could find while riding on a motorcycle. It has been over 20 years since I rode on a motorcycle. I would enjoy the sight of a bubble blowing Harley rider.
Unfortunately, no college offers getting paychecks as a major.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Ni!

I think that would feel pretty good on the thighs. Sort of a massage. What is a sugarplum anyway? Does it resemble the thing on Stan and Harriet's plates.

Chester expression says, "Please for the love of God let it be true! I can't take living in this constantly shifting condo any more!"

How we clean at the Causey house except we have more space to stuff things into and the bulkheads have not begun to buckle.

Ah! It's the thing with three heads! Or the knights that say, "Ni!"

The plumber has fixed our sink. Tomorrow, the roofer comes to check out a roof leak.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Interesting Essay from the Austin Chronicle

An interesting essay:
http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A460781

I had a busy day at work. Not as behind in scanning my cartoons.

Odor warfare! So, that's what Loki engages in at night.

Mary, please give Vera some space. Sometimes, one needs space to heal. Mary's need to meddle comes before Vera's need to heal. The Charterstone parties suck. Vera, purchase a blanket to put over that ugly orange couch.

Brilliant!