I'm took the day off. I did not get enough sleep last night. I ate a lot of meat at a party, which led to nasty gas pains at 2:00 am. I did not fall back asleep until 5:30 am. Tums relieved the gas pains but I got a nasty case of what I call "monkey mind". My mind would not rest. Thoughts racing around like a monkey on crack.

The party was fun and I enjoyed the food.

My knee, calves and lower back hurt. My God, I'm only 35 years old.

Goofy spam names of the day:
Summer S. Meatball
Refilled M. Beleaguers
Theorized K. Gethsemane
Pipsqueak Q. Indescribably
Summoned G. Capriciousness
Savoriest C. Guano
Jaime M. Citric
Extemporaneously C. Mortgagor
Freeholds S. Associates

The grass will grow again.