Someone drew a comic about our last fishing trip. Except we did not drink all that beer.
Loki gets mostly dry dog food and table scraps. He made children happy on our walk last night until an adult got scared and shooed the children away. Look, lady, if he was going to maul your children he would have done it before you shooed them away.
No, Royboy, it is not the universe, just Pluto, still irritated about the demotion.The first panel is fine but I did not need to know about General Halftrack's leaky parts.
WRONG! This gag does not work in a desert setting. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!
Giant mutant killer chihuahua!
Illicit sex or an abortion?
Pluggers have so little regard for themselves or others that they will not pull over until the storm passes.
Maybe this week will be normal. I'm behind on updates, scanning, laundry, dishes and other things. Hopefully, I can catch up.
My new monitor is in place. My eyes should melt out of my skull by Friday.
The first time ever a name is mentioned. Better Half takes a major turn toward the surreal.
I don't want to get into the physics of this dress or the female figure. Another thing I'd thought I would never experience before the age of 40 - being disturbed by a Herman panel.
The yellow and white star burst dress did not work, the hideous food did not work, looks like Mary Worth will have to resort to water boarding in order to force Vera to reveal the secrets of her past.
I will update my cartoon tonight. I will make the time.
First an icon:
Sartre said it better but he was French, not as funny and did not draw cartoons.
The sign in the lower right corner is a great touch. (Please inform the clerk if you are a nitwit. Thank You) My husband's employer should consider posting a sign like that. It would have to be bilingual.
The stories of stupidity does provide my husband with some entertainment and me with cartoon material. It is only funny after the nitwit has left. Dealing with the nitwit can be quite stressful during the encounter.
The second funniest thing behind fart jokes - violent accidental almost killing. My husband can tell which shotgun can cause that much damage to an easy chair.
The Flintstones in modern times.
I've often wondered how one becomes a motivational speaker. I'm not talking about people that have accomplished something in another field then asked to become speakers. I'm talking about people like Anthony Robbins and Brian Tracy. As far as my research has shown neither of these men have achieved success in other fields. They are famous only as motivational speakers/ success gurus. They have achieved success by convincing others that they understand the keys to success and for a price will share the secrets to success. The hard part would be convincing the first person to purchase your material.
Prospect: So you know the keys to success?
Guru: Yes, yes I do!
Prospect: Give me some examples of success that you have achieved using these keys.
Guru: Well, uh, this is my first business and you are my first student but it is all right here in my book, DVDs and Cd's. Everything you need to know in order to succeed.
Prospect: Call me after you have achieved success.
A vulture has to do what a vulture has to do in order to survive.
Clever gag. I wish I thought of it.
Whoa! The comics page is loosening up. In another 100 years, if newspapers are still around we might see words like shit and ass. Now, I want to figure out how to work "...big poopy butt man!" into a conversation. That would tax my intellectual resources. The challenging part will be the ellipses. I don't think Victor Borge covered the pronunciation of that bit of punctuation unless it's three period sounds in succession.
Old joke but still funny. It would work better if panels four and five were switched (I'm not counting the title panel). Just my opinion.
Oh, Mary Worth, so old but yet so far behind in human development. Most people understand at a much earlier age that humans are fundamentally the same. Yes, even though the children of Peace Village are deformed and Asian they laugh, play, hope and dream just like the non-deformed, non-Asian children of the United States. This understanding is one of the components of empathy. Empathy is a fundamental component of humanity. Non-evil humanity.
Robotically quoting philosophers does not disguise the evil in your black heart, Mary Worth. You can talk but can you empathize?
