Cool! A real dog won the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show. Way to go, Josh the Newfoundland.

Now is the time to stop giving show poodles those ridiculous haircuts.

I missed seeing the Hound Group. The Bassets did not care and they prefer watching Most Extreme Elimination Challenge anyway. Why don't the Japanese export the drugs they are taking?

Why is television for men much more interesting than television for women? I'll take Spike over Lifetime any day.

Cough, cough