I gave blood today. My 13th pint. Blood pressure 118/70.

I got a t-shirt, Mardi Gras beads (I didn't have to show my tits), a birthday pin and a mousepad. I needed a new mouspad.

My latest issue of Bird Talk arrived. It is the 2nd annual baby bird issue. It included a photo contest of baby birds. I love Salvador and I love birds but baby birds are ugly. The hatchings anyway. They are not so cute until they get some feathers. Parrots are not like chickens. Parrots are not cute fuzzy things when they hatch.

The most important command your bird should know is "Step Up" The second most important command is "Shut the hell up already!"

Two days until 35.

BOOBIES!