I now own the cleanest bathroom in the neighborhood.

I was not mad at anyone, I was mad at the dirt. That is a corrpution of a quote from one of the funniest movies of all time, Mommie Dearest. The fact that I just made that statement is one of the many reasons I had my tubes tied. Joan Crawford is my parenting role model.

Harley is visiting a friend. Daisy and Rusty are enjoying the nice weather. Daisy will be going to the vet to have her ears checked out. Daisy is enjoying Rusty's company. A nice old couple.

Tomorrow, we are having a garage sale. We are trying to exchange crap for cash.

I just love Spring Break. I love working for a university.

BOOBIES!