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Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Thnak you Nancy for having the funeral on Friday. I get a 3 day weekend. You have my condolences. I hope Ronald Reagan is at peace.

Hey, why didn't I get a day off when Nixon died? Ford may be the next one to go. Please have his funeral on a Friday or Monday.

National day of mourning for ex-presidents is a great incentive not to elect a president for a second term. Single terms equal more ex-presidents which lead to more national days of mourning when one dies thus leading to more three day weekends.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
linda causey, Don't drop dead at 9:00 am Monday!

I'll try not to.

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