Drivel that cannot fit in a single panel comic.

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

I am taking a Dreamweaver class. I like the software now that I've been familiarized with the environment. I think I will do my next site remodel using it.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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What is with the rope porn?

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

I got sucked into a Cary Grant movie on AMC. Walk, Don't Run. Now, I'm going to bed a bit late. Small price to pay for a nice enjoyable movie.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Now Jimmy Walker is sending me spam.

Monday, June 28, 2004

I love beef!

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Even my spam speaks with a bad French accent.

I still love beef. It's whats for lunch and dinner.

Saturday, June 26, 2004

This week I ran 13.54 miles, burned 1971.4 calories and weigh 168.5 pounds.
The gym was giving away Atkins Endulgence Peanut Butter Cups. 160 calories, 120 from fat. 2 grams of net carbs. 15 grams of sugar alcohol. I haven't tried it yet. I bet a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup has better nutrition content. All beer is low in carbs.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Oh darn I missed it!

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Self-employment. What a need idea. I'm not sure I have the discipline to go freelance all the way. I hate getting up so early in the morning but I like the structure of a regular job.

I wish it would stop raining long enough for the ground to dry.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

My lats are sore. I'm hungry and have a cramp. Rusty is getting old and incontinent. The Bassets are not capable of eating and getting petted at the same time. Petting breaks their concentration on the food. I met a nice dog named Angus. A professor brought him to work. It was a nice break.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day.
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indolent (wants me to contact asap)
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004

My arms feel like cooked spaghetti. I had a good upper body workout today.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Is there such a thing as wanted intrusion or burglary?

Monday, June 21, 2004

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Hot Tub!

Saturday, June 19, 2004

The affirmation worked. I overindulged the weekend of the 12th. The weight effect from that did not go away until Friday.

This week I ran 13.3 miles, burned 1917.1 calories and the weight averaged out to 169.1 pounds. I am still amazed that I weighed over 200 pounds in early 1999.

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Life is good

Friday, June 18, 2004

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I love scanning.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

I will weigh less than 170 pounds.
I will weigh less than 170 pounds.
I will weigh less than 170 pounds.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Pig out!

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
Notification d'etat de remise (echec)

Today's spam is pathetic but this is interesting:
The commencement speech given by Joh Stewart at William and Mary College
Commencement Speech

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Monday, June 14, 2004

I am not going to redraw the old Whiz Bang episodes. I decided to move the characters forward 10 years to reflect where I am today. I started the first multi-panel gag. I like drawing like this. I won't be able to update as often but perhaps the quality will make up for the quantity.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Thanks Patwardh, I feel great too!

Sunday, June 13, 2004

I got rid of the awards program and extraneous biographical data. The website is just going to focus on cartoons and clip art. I plan on moving into more continuing story lines.

I am also getting rid of unnecessary buttons. I want as much server space for art as possible. Plus the pages will load faster.

I will start by redrawing some old Whiz Bang stories then move into new ones featuring the old characters. It has been 10 years since I drew those old comics. The redraws might be quite different from the originals in terms of style and tone. I hope I have matured artistically and as a writer. It should be interesting.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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My life has become a bit easier.

Saturday, June 12, 2004

This week I ran 11.30 miles, burned 1593.3 calories and weigh 167.2.

I'm going to a party.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Yes, I can!

Friday, June 11, 2004

KAMU Radio is doing a tribute to Ray Charles. About damn time that one of the radio stations did something. The show is Brazos Valley Gold - it is an old country radio show. They are playing his arrangements of country songs.

Netscape Radio has a tribute channel. I'll listen to that when this radio show is over.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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One of these reads like Haiku.

Unchain my heart.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

You're a Spirograph!! You're pretty tripped out,
even though you've been known to be a bit
boring at times. You manage to serve your
purpose in life while expending hardly any
effort (and are probably stoned to the gills
all the while).

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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I just found out that Ray Charles has died. A national treasure is gone.

I'll be spending my day off, courtesy of Mr. Reagan, mourning that loss. Ray Charles is someone who deserves a state funeral and the flags at half mast for a week.

I hope that his passing is not overshadowed by the Reagan funeral.

Rest in peace brother and thank you for the gift of your music. You taught my body to move and my soul to dance. Your music touched me.

Ray, you epitomized the best of America and humanity. The earth is diminished by your passing but heaven just improved 100%.

I will miss you.


You are DNA. You're a smart person, and you appear
incredibly complex to people who don't know
you. You're incomparably full of information,
and most of it is useless.

Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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I feel a redesign urge. I'm trying to resist it because I have not fully completed the current redesign.

I just need to redirect the urge elsewhere.


Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Thnak you Nancy for having the funeral on Friday. I get a 3 day weekend. You have my condolences. I hope Ronald Reagan is at peace.

Hey, why didn't I get a day off when Nixon died? Ford may be the next one to go. Please have his funeral on a Friday or Monday.

National day of mourning for ex-presidents is a great incentive not to elect a president for a second term. Single terms equal more ex-presidents which lead to more national days of mourning when one dies thus leading to more three day weekends.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
linda causey, Don't drop dead at 9:00 am Monday!

I'll try not to.

Monday, June 07, 2004

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
you look like an ape!

...and you smell like one too.

Sunday, June 06, 2004

This week I ran 9.27 miles and burned 1319.3 calories. I weighed 169.6 pounds. I increased the incline on my Saturday run. It was a killer. I've weighed under 170 pounds for 18 weeks.

So far this year, I have ran 263 miles and burned 34,213.5 calories. My goal is to run 1,000 miles and burn 500,000 calories. That is just calories burned from running. I don't know how many I burn while lifting weights or doing other activities.

Last night Walter and I attended the Brazos County NAACP banquet. A very generous couple gave us their tickets. The speaker was terrific and the Marian Anderson String Quartet played a very challenging piece incredibly well. It is truly amazing that beautiful sounds can be made by sawing a bow of horsehair along some strings. At times the violins and cello sounded like different instruments. Sometimes they sounded like a flute and other times like the low notes of an organ. It was an amazing performance.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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fiend bashful

It looks like it is one and two word subject lines. Those require more thought to decifer.

I have a natural immunity to craig, therefore I don't need a vaccine.
A bashful fiend is better than an outgoing fiend.


Friday, June 04, 2004

A Unitarian Universalist walks into a fabric store and asks the clerk for nine yards of material. The clerk asks, "What are you going to make?" The UU says, "I'm making a nightgown for myself as a present for my husband."

The clerk says, "But nine yards is way too much material for a nightgown."

The UU says, "I know, but my husband would rather seek than find."

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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One cup and you're up all night

Thursday, June 03, 2004

Eek! I'm gaining weight. Hopefully, it is just a side effect of the monthly visitor. Okay, I have been eating a bit more than usual lately. Hopefully, things will go back to normal now that I'm getting back to my normal diet.

Maybe, I should not worry about it so much.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Watch Out, Ur Girl Will Dump U itself carrying five

It is nice to see the Sumerian civilization is alive and well.


Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Salvador is in cockatiel attack mode. I will be typing and avoiding the sharp beak of doom.

Spam names and Zen Koans of the day:
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Tuesday, June 01, 2004

I'm back. I caught over 20 fish of various sizes. Ended up releasing them all because nobody likes to clean fish.

One of the fish finned me and I have a wound on my right thumb that will not heal properly. It hurts.

It was a good trip and I had a wonderful time.

Pictures will be posted eventually. Need to finish the roll and have the pictures developed.

Damn, my thumb hurts. The wound is where my thumb touches the keyboard when I type.

I need to keep a sense of perspective. There are men and women losing body parts and lives in Iraq and Afghanistan and I am bitching about a small cut I received on a fishing trip. Sorry about that.

Thank you to all the people who risk their lives so that I may live in some degree of safety. Soldiers, police officers, firefighters, EMTs, and others.

Thanks for your service.