Drivel that cannot fit in a single panel comic.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

This week ran 22.17 miles, burned 2,611.9 calories and weigh 163.8 pounds.

Times:
Monday: 5K - 32:53
Wednesday: 5 miles - 50:31
Thursday: 5K - 31:34
Saturday: 10 miles - 1:56:00

Goofy spam names and subject lines:
Improve sperm morphology
GOD HAS MAKE A WAY WHERE IS NO WAY (Yeah! God!)
No matter what your gaming preference Linda, we're the be (We're number on)
Chit Q. Exist
Jan 2006: Googling, bouncing, landing, phishing (Describes my sex life - TMI!)
Re: orgy (I regard orgies with a bit of revulsion)
As understand he persuasive insinuate delight (Zippy the Pinhead write spam subject lines)
Scandalizes T. Sloane
Fast and easy - the way you like it (Now, this is getting too personal)
As send on futureless baby administrative
gavel interact
destined nonconformist (Almost a T-shirt slogan)
Refinance the Right Way Christian Family Loans (Christians are not impose usury upon other Christians. It's in the New Testament - check it out.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ah, fun... Let me see what I can do with the leftovers:

Improve sperm morphology - A new show on the Cartoon Network, instead of The Transformers, this one tries to explain safe sex... Err, or something...

Chit Q. Exist - Wow, that sounds so profound...

Scandalizes T. Sloane - The next democratic presidential contender, trained by Clinton, of course!

As send on futureless baby administrative - My grammar fails me, absolutely...

gavel interact - What's this, some kind of p0rn for Judges?

Hehehe...