I'm sailing...

A scene never shown in any Western.

The unseen thought balloon over Ron's head in panel two: Sailing? WTF? Is she going to keep interrogating me about all my aquatic related preferences?

Ron is also not a fan of pool parties, tuna casserole, power walking, pink, gated communities, roses, cheap dog food, Bartlett's Book of Quotations, vertical abstract art, and glass swans.

Mary, just get back with Jeff already.

Thank you, Mary Worth, now I have that Styx song stuck in my head.