Everytime a headline about the Cardinals meeting appears I think of the baseball team. Of course I would, since I am a heathen Protestant. All those old men in their little red dresses are so cute.

Maybe the baseball team should pick the next Pope.

Better yet, make it a new reality show: Pick the Pope. It has a nice alliterative ring to it. It can be done like American Idol. Let everyone participate not just the Catholics. We could end up with a Rastafarian with a great voice, cool dreadlocks and the ability to play a mean set of steel drums as the head of the Catholic Church.

Pope Ziggy Marley.

I'm sure Jesus loves Reggae.