Worst baby name, ever
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Announcing the arrival of a beautiful new baby boy at St. Francis Health Center . . .
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
No you are not hallucinating. There is a boy child in the state of Kansas with the moniker - Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K.
This is why new parents need to pick out names ahead of time or at least wait until all the drugs have worn off.
When choosing a name insert a title in front of it to see how it works.
Examples:
Dr. Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Supreme Court Justice Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Ambassador Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Senator Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Pope Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Reverend Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Judge Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K, Attorney at Law
President Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Vice-President Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K, CEO of General Motors
NASA Director Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
A headline 20 years from now on the E! channel:
Hip-Hop artist John Smith (real name Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K) was cleared of all charges.
Little Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K is a cute baby. May peace and happiness be with you, Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K - you are going to need all that you can get.
3 comments:
Your 1971 Sears commentary made me laugh. Thanks. DW
This can't be a real name...I thought there was some sort of law against naming a baby something that would invite constant mental & physical abuse while growing up.
Urhines Icy8 Special K has to be the worst baby name in history. What in the world were those parents thinking?
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