Sylvia and Baked Ziti

If this were a real t-shirt line, I would have my Christmas shopping finished very early.

Other warning t-shirts:

• Easily offended
• Incapable of looking at things from an other's point of view
• Does not know how to extrapolate facts to other situations
• Willfully retarded
• Political and socio-economic views formed by Carlos Mencia
• Does not retain information
• Thinks it's unfair that only black people can use the n-word without negative repercussions
• Pins responsibility for own feelings on you
• Doesn't really want your opinion even if solicited
• Only wants what is on the test
• Won't STFU, ever

Feel free to play along in the comments.

Today's Lunch: HEB Classic Lean Selections Baked Ziti
The package:
The reality:
Reality looks a bit better than package. Canadians can prepare a mean frozen entree. Yay, Canada!