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If I had an appointment time available on the day and time you asked me about I would have mentioned it.

If one more student puts a questioning inflection at the end of a declarative statement, I will respond, "Are you certain?"

If an advisor tells you that you need to do something calling me will not change that. You still need to do the thing the advisor told you to do.

If I have a time slot available I will mention it. I have no reason to withhold time slots.

Enunciate.

Ladies, turn down the high pitches. It hurts my ears.

Pay attention.