The blog next door: http://uncle-toms-cabin.blogspot.com/

I received this from Mash A. Venice:
Subject: Groovy :) (A subject line like that is usually about my 1971 Sears Catalog site)
Message:
Boo :)))

• If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
• Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
• Unlike other people, our reviewers are powerful because they believe in nothing.
• Memoirs are the backstairs of history.
• Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot.
• It is kindness to refuse immediately what you intend to deny.
• The big print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.
• An idea is worth nothing if it has no champion.
• The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.
• Labor is still, and ever will be, the inevitable price set upon everything which is valuable.
• Where there is life there is wishful thinking.
• It is easy to sit up and take notice, What is difficult is getting up and taking action.
• Thou has conquered, O pale Galilean.
• Fashion is more powerful than any tyrant.
• The basic rule of free enterprise: You must give in order to get.
• The undiscovered country from whose born no traveler returns. [Hamlet]
• The sun shineth upon the dunghill, and is not corrupted.
• Art is a fruit that grows in man, like a fruit on a plant, or a child in its mother's womb.
• It is a cursed evil to any man to become as absorbed in any subject as I am in mine.
• Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.
• But love is blind, and lovers cannot see What petty follies they themselves commit.
• Christianity takes for granted the absence of any self-help and offers a power which is nothing less than the power of God.
• In war, events of importance are the result of trivial causes.
• Expansion means complexity and complexity decay.
• Corpses are more fit to be thrown out than is dung.

Alweda

I added the bullets for clarity. I don't know why this was sent to me.

Walter and I tried the new K-Y warming sensation lubricant. It was not particularly warming and is an inferior lubricant to AstroGlide.

Zen koan subject lines: (Both were advertising Viagra and Valium - two drugs that should not be taken together)
Dont engage in "emotional reasoning"
perceive