Drivel that cannot fit in a single panel comic.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Google Analytics

I've installed Google Analytics on to my site. I'm looking at the keywords list. Most of the words are clip art related which makes sense since I offer a collection of clip art, free and not free, in addition to the cartoons which I draw for mostly therapeutic purposes.

A list of the more confusing/ interesting keywords used to come to my site:

  • sears catalogue - this ranks higher than the U.S. spelling that I use on the site
  • zoofever
  • ziggy underwear
  • tripple anal - I don't want to know
  • linda causey
  • cox internet sucks
  • boarders and frames
  • push ups clip art
  • mary worth comic von vera story - this person or persons visited 11 time and spent an average of 00:13:43 on the site, thanks for sticking around
  • running a church business meeting - this person left quickly
  • introvert layouts
  • looking for a bullmastiff/pit mix
  • "zoofever"
  • doorway cliches
  • cheeseburger cheeseburger livonia
  • i grunted loudly gym
  • toledo bend google layers
  • gym idiots
  • blogspot otolaryngology
  • richard miles animal nutritionist
  • the world of farts
  • introverted uterus how to get pregnant
  • ugly food
  • rev. teri ballard
  • calories needed by a man + "69 inches"
  • how can you hate
  • perfect society unitarian
  • non-discreet breastfeeding pictures
  • world nymphets hard
  • otolaryngology fetish picture
  • zen joke dog fart
  • alva ho

Can anyone top "zen joke dog fart" as a keyword?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I quite like "non-discreet breastfeeding pictures" too. Can't say I can top you. However, the top draw to our church's site is the name of a former member. When I explored Google, wondering why on earth this former member was so popular, it turns out he has the same name as some porn star. I expect this doesn't help our bounce rate. ;-)