Killing me softly with boredom

To compound the boredom I bet alcoholic beverages are prohibited. Boring parties are bad but being forced to stay sober during a boring party - really bad.

The party may become more exciting because that guy doing the cannonball in the background is not going to make it all the way into the pool. I think he will dislocate a shoulder, injure an elbow or have a nasty scrape. At least Drew might have the chance to help someone and taking an injured person to the hospital is one of the better ways to exit a boring party.


Don't take my silence as a sign of indifference but as a sign of caring enough about you to avoid inflicting further pain upon you with awkward words.