My teacher says STFU a lot

... because you are a loud mouth that doesn't know when to shut the hell up and your teacher is not allowed to say "shut your f*ck!ng pie hole for once this millennium" on school grounds or at a school function.

Some people yell at the TV, I yell at the funnies. I also realize my life is quite easy if I can expend energy getting worked up about the funnies.

Then out of nowhere comes laugh out loud funny from Tumbleweeds. Tumbleweeds!?! One of the primary components of humor is the unexpected and the unexpected can shake a person up that the only reaction is to laugh.

A funny thing to put in my obituary: She died while laughing at a Marmaduke comic.