Drivel that cannot fit in a single panel comic.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Goofy spam names:
Ham J. Grizzliest
Beak D. Savviest
Uncontrollable L. Toady
Sarcstically B. Roughhousing
Logician K. Pollinated

Spam Questions: (feel free to play along in the comments)
Where will you be when you need it? In Vegas, baby!
Linda what does your future look like? The Jetsons without the rings
$60,000 Hidden in your house? My house is cluttered but not that cluttered
Combing The Shadows of My Space - that has got to be the worst job on the internet. I've visited a few of these MySpace pages. It is not pretty.
Looking for a Prada bag? No
Are your bills piling up? No, they are in a box
Do you qualify for a Dish Network system? But I don't want that, I want to sing
Hey, Wanna Chat? Not right now
Is it big enough? Yes, yes it is
Do you have any questions? What is the meaning of life?
Saddled with large student loan payments? Nope, all paid off. I own my education free and clear.
Want to Get Paid Well for Your Own Hard Work Without Any Office Politics? Yes, but without the hard work
How much is your Car worth? $1,000 maybe
Want to Have More Time With Your Family? Absence makes the heart grow fonder
How much money do you need? All I need is love and $10,000,000

Everything I needed to know I learned from Spam subject lines
I AM FOR REAL
Drop those love handles
College just got cheaper
Find your fortune in Real Estate
Go to the bathroom more often
play with other people online
April 15th does NOT have to be a bad day
Take an online class
Escape to paradise with a Bahamas getaway
Protect Your Family From A Financial Crisis (and a crisis of capitalization)
Improve your working skills
Get lower credit card payments
Take The Free Credit Score Challenge
Trade-In your car for a new one
Let the Govt fund it
learn how the stars stay in shape
Finish Your Bachelor's Degree
summer is on its way
Make Money From Home Typing
Get Your Diploma Today
Extend Your Car Warranty Instantly
Find out how easy it is to qualify for a grant
Volume has significantly increase
Work in a company with a world name
Take a break and let us worry about your mortgage
Play Bingo for Fun Today
Earn a degree that fits your life

1 comment:

Lisa said...

LOL That's cute. Here's mine.

Where will you be when you need it? On the beach by the ocean.

Linda what does your future look like? I'm not Linda, but I am Lisa and my eyes are blue. Future looks better than the past, and that's pretty damn good.

$60,000 Hidden in your house? WHERE????

Looking for a Prada bag? WTF is a Prada bag? I make handbags - but don't carry one.

Are your bills piling up? Neatly filed, thank you.

Do you qualify for a Dish Network system? The only dish network system here is who gets to wash them next.

Hey, Wanna Chat? Don't need a chat... got me a dawg.

Is it big enough? It's all big enough

Do you have any questions? Why am I up at 4 am answering these?

Saddled with large student loan payments? Nope-well educated and debt free of it.

Want to Get Paid Well for Your Own Hard Work Without Any Office Politics? Well enough - no work, no politics

How much is your Car worth? Do negative numbers count?

Want to Have More Time With Your Family? Absence makes the heart grow fonder (had to repeat this)

How much money do you need? Define "need".