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Ham J. Grizzliest
Beak D. Savviest
Uncontrollable L. Toady
Sarcstically B. Roughhousing
Logician K. Pollinated
Spam Questions: (feel free to play along in the comments)
Where will you be when you need it? In Vegas, baby!
Linda what does your future look like? The Jetsons without the rings
$60,000 Hidden in your house? My house is cluttered but not that cluttered
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Looking for a Prada bag? No
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Do you have any questions? What is the meaning of life?
Saddled with large student loan payments? Nope, all paid off. I own my education free and clear.
Want to Get Paid Well for Your Own Hard Work Without Any Office Politics? Yes, but without the hard work
How much is your Car worth? $1,000 maybe
Want to Have More Time With Your Family? Absence makes the heart grow fonder
How much money do you need? All I need is love and $10,000,000
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Drivel that cannot fit in a single panel comic.
Friday, April 07, 2006
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LOL That's cute. Here's mine.
Where will you be when you need it? On the beach by the ocean.
Linda what does your future look like? I'm not Linda, but I am Lisa and my eyes are blue. Future looks better than the past, and that's pretty damn good.
$60,000 Hidden in your house? WHERE????
Looking for a Prada bag? WTF is a Prada bag? I make handbags - but don't carry one.
Are your bills piling up? Neatly filed, thank you.
Do you qualify for a Dish Network system? The only dish network system here is who gets to wash them next.
Hey, Wanna Chat? Don't need a chat... got me a dawg.
Is it big enough? It's all big enough
Do you have any questions? Why am I up at 4 am answering these?
Saddled with large student loan payments? Nope-well educated and debt free of it.
Want to Get Paid Well for Your Own Hard Work Without Any Office Politics? Well enough - no work, no politics
How much is your Car worth? Do negative numbers count?
Want to Have More Time With Your Family? Absence makes the heart grow fonder (had to repeat this)
How much money do you need? Define "need".
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