Better Half of Dark Thoughts

Watch out Harriet. One day Stanley will snap after hearing one too many belittling comments. Maybe the blunt object is off panel. It's always a blunt object because a gun shot is too quick. A blunt object will allow Stanley to kill Harriet bit by bit in the same way that Harriet's demeaning comments chipped away at Stanley's soul bit by bit.

A single Better Half leads to more dark thoughts than several weeks of Mark Trail.
What drugs is Popeye's writer and artist using and where can I get some for myself?

It's really funny if you imagine William Shatner reading the dialogue.